Tex Avery Wallpapers!

An entire page of Tex Avery wallpapers to enjoy!

(Via CartoonBrew)

I (heart) cheese!

Well, here's another creation from the ol' sketchbook...yeah, I don't really have much of an explanation for this one. Looking at it now though, it kind of reminds me of Monterey Jack from the Rescue Rangers. There's just something about a fat guy in a devil costume and a shirt that reads "I (heart) cheese"!

Actually, here's a pretty interesting site that I found pertaining to Rescue Rangers [Link]. It has modelsheets for most of the characters that are pretty fun to look at. Here's some for visual reference of Monterey Jack!

(Click on image for full size version)

Toons Sketch Drawing Humor Cartooning Sketchbook Illustration Disney Rescue Rangers Cartoons

Breakfast Punch-Out!

Wow, this is actually a little creepy. Pretty fun though! Mike Tyson's Punch-Out was probably one of my all-time favorite games for the original NES.

(Click on the picture to play!)

NES Nintendo Games Gaming Punch-Out Mike Tyson Retro Humor

More random sketches

Well, here's a couple more sketches that I dug up. Keeping with the Lucha theme from the last post here's a little Lucha sketch that I found in my sketchbook's.

Also, here's a bonus sketch that I found in a sketchbook from when I was in middle school, probably 8th grade judging from the material. Just goes to prove that I've always been a bit satirical. Hope you enjoy!

Toons Sketch Drawing Humor Cartooning Sketchbook Illustration

Flash is Fun!

If you need to download the Flash player just click on the post title, or you can just click here.

I'm a pretty huge fan of cartooning & animation, especially of Flash animation more recently (well, since the mid to late 90's at least). I just love the style's that are achieved with some GOOD Flash (believe me, the web is full of some pretty crappy stuff!). Anyway, I don't have much time today so I just thought I'd direct you to a couple examples of some pretty good Flash cartoons. Hope you enjoy!

Here's one from long time animation veteran Chuck Jones:

Here's an interesting take on Lewis Carroll's

as well as Shakespeare's 'Midsummer Night's Dream,' Homer's 'The Siege of Troy,' and Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol'.

Also, from Jorge Gutierrez, El Macho!

Plus there's always everyone's favorite Luchadore...Strongbad!

Actually, here's some pretty disturbing pictures that I found out on the web for your enjoyment...these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands!

(If any of these photo's belong to you and you would like them removed please contact me, otherwise...thanks!)

Funny Flash Animation Cartoon Lucha Strongbad Jabberwocky Costumes Wrestler Webtoon Toons

Paint like Picasso!

I created this using a really neat little feature at art.com. It's easy to use plus you can actually watch a painting from start to finish in the gallery. Fun stuff!

(Click on the painting to create your own!)

Painting Digital Art Art

Name This Blog

Alright everyone,
I've never been quite satisfied with the name of this blog and I'm thinking it's about time for a proper change. Drunken Poetry Jam just doesn't seem to do the site justice, it's basically grown above and beyond just the drunken poems. Since I can't seem to think of anything myself I've decided to offer a one month sponsored subscription to totalfark.com for the best Name suggestion. For those of you who don't know what that is...Read This. In approximately two weeks I'll make a decision based on your idea's. Post your suggestions in the comments section and I'll let you know!

Funny Contest Blog Prizes Fark

Hadouken!!!

File Under: Those Wacky Japanese...

This picture links to an animated .gif that had me cracking up!

(You'll have to wait a few seconds to let it fully load, only then can you appreciate it in all of it's glory!)

Kung Fu Karate Humor Animated Japan Fighting Action Funny

Contest Time! McBoozo's Movie Quotes!!!

Congratulations to Reverend Frost, today's winner with the correct answer of:

You've got to love any movie that stars Andre the Giant, don't you?

Alright you cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, it's time to debut a new feature on the site...McBoozo's Movie Quotes! Every so often I'll be posting an audio clip from a movie, the first person to post a comment with the correct movie title will win goodie's from McBoozo's knapsack. And so, without any further ado...

McBoozo's Movie Quote #1

Best of luck! I'll post the winner once I've gotten a correct answer. I will then contact the winner for more information on where to send the goodie's!

Movies Games Trivia Quotes Contest

Fun & Loathing in Los Alamos!

Here's a fun little game that I just recently came across!

Kind of reminds me of the game Lemmings

actually, after a little research I was able to track down a javascript version of Lemmings here. Looks like this has already been through some pretty serious legal issues, read more about it here. Anyway, have fun!

Humor Game Blog Computers and Internet

St. Patrick's Day Fun!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

Here's a few tiddly-bits I found for your enjoyment!

(Don't nobody be touchin' me lucky charms!)

Now go have some brews for me & have fun at work tomorrow! (At least it's a Friday!!!)

The 86 Rules of Boozing!

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake!
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

Some other highlights...

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It's okay to drink alone.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

(Click on the picture at the top to read the entire list!)

The Tiny Trotters

(Click picture for video)

We are a team of full grown LITTLE PEOPLE plus 1 large player, probably the worlds smallest basketball team. Basketball like you have never seen before.

Sorry but I thought this was hilarious!!!

Random Sketch o' the Day

Going through one of my sketchbook's I ran across this character based upon Hunter S. Thompson...I thought it was rather fitting given the events concerning his passing recently. Plus I dug up my vintage copy of Hell's Angels for another read so it's been on my mind lately.

I've got loads of character sketches stashed away that I'm going to be going through and posting from time to time...after getting hooked on Drawn! I've been feeling a little inspired lately. Hope you enjoy! Encouraging comments are more than welcome!!! Also, I've been stuck working a lot of Overtime lately and haven't had much free time, but I promise another poem sometime in the near future.

P.S. Just had this thought...if anyone would be interested in purchasing merchandise with a full-color, finished version of this send me an e-mail. If I get enough requests I might just go ahead and make it happen!

Quote of the Day

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

Ebay listings gone wrong...Vol. II

Ebay listings gone wrong...Vol. II!!!

I think I see MC Hammer in my bread. Do you see it?

(Click picture to go to ebay listing for this item)

Seriously, what is this world coming to??? Already 15 bids for this item, current bid at time of this posting: $100 USD

What kind of intelligence do you have?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence

You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Time Machine for sale!!!

Ebay listings gone wrong:

Time machine! For time travel? Very LOW Reserve!!!

here is a list of things you will get:
1- the time machine
2- a letter dated july 3, 1930 by J.S.
3- a poem that seems to relate to time travel.
4- a check dated dec 23, 1926 with J.S. signiture
5- a photograph of mal, floyd, reuben dated march 16, 1930
6- a photograph of who I think to be Dr. J.S. Strauss dated Jan. 1926
7- a small key for some kind of suitcase
8- two small bottles
9- a blank book of matches
10- a book of electronic inventions with the name Glenn Thompson written in it (who I think to be a guy who had the machine for awhile in the 1970's.)

(Click any of the pictures to go to ebay listing for this item)

Anomalous Motion Illusio...mmmph, bleeech!

Warning: The following images might make observers feel sick! Consider yourself warned...

(c)Akiyoshi Kitaoka "Trick eyes" Tokyo: KANZEN 2002

Copyright A.Kitaoka 2004

(c)Akiyoshi Kitaoka "Trick eyes" Tokyo: KANZEN 2002

Click any of the pictures for full size version.

Even more Those Wacky Japanese are at it again!

Those wacky Japanese and their game show's!

(Click picture to play video)

Bored, got some time on your hands?

(Via Monkeyfilter)

Diarrhea cha-cha-cha!

Rob Manuel’s educational game. Learn about toilets sometime in the 80's. That’s right, you find yourself in the 80's and the Jeopardy questions center around toilets, you’ll thank me!

The "Uncyclopedia"

Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. It's sort of like Congress. It serves absolutely no purpose, so feel free to add to the misinformation right now! This is possibly the only factual page, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray.

(Via Screenhead)

Frozen Dead Guy Festival

Frozen Dead Guy Festival 2005 in Nederland, CO

March 11-13

Enjoy wonderful events such as the Blue Ball, Ice Queen & Grandpa Look-Alike Contest, Cryogenic Parade, Costume Polar Plunge, Coffin Races, Frozen T-shirt Contest, & even a Salmon Tossing contest!!!

(Yup, this thing's for real...check it out!)

Those wacky Japanese are at it again!

Watch as Japanese zookeeper's prepare for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer in a Lion suit!

Jefferson Starbucks

This is really sad...what is the world coming to? The audio is from a Starbucks conference, what executive thought this was a good idea???

To download the Jefferson Starbucks mp3...(depending on your system, you may have to right- or control-click the picture above and choose "save this file as..." or something similar)

"Consumer Whore" image created by Keiron Dwyer

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