“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.”
Rob Manuel’s educational game. Learn about toilets sometime in the 80's. That’s right, you find yourself in the 80's and the Jeopardy questions center around toilets, you’ll thank me!
drunkenly scribbled by McBoozo the Clown at 5:43 PM
I was born a small circus clown in the upper midwest U.S. It was a cold, windy night and my mother's tentacles kept me from freezing to death, fortunately my father was a pygmy eskimo so it was in my blood to survive nights like these! I didn't get to spend much time with my parents as a child, for I was abducted by a clan of intergalactic space monkeys (dressed like Elvis impersonators too) and forced into a life of driving tiny cars, wearing flowers that squirted people, and doing things that really hurt me but kept the audience laughing. Eventually I was able to escape and fight my way past the guards using a sharpened toothpick (the ones they had were pretty dull). Anyway, I found my way back home, joined the circus here on earth, it was all I knew, and started drinking heavily. If you want to know more just e-mail me!
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