Honda's "Asimo" jogs...hell, I can hardly stand up!

Well,
I read that Honda's robot "Asimo" has learned how to jog...yeah, let's see him try to do it while drunk!!! Anyway, here's today's rhetoric for the lonely:

The hangover fairy came to visit again,
but no loot he left under my pillow
Instead he left agony throbbing within
like a twitching roadkill armadillo

I feel like someone took swings at my head
with an oversized Louisville Slugger
Or perhaps I was pistol-whipped 300 times
by an army of disgruntled muggers

I have to make this one a little bit short
cuz' I need to go get me some aspirin
I wish I could ask my boss to go home
but I don't really feel up to askin'

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