Space Monkeys now control the launch sequence...

With all of that drinking
I'm approaching sedation.
That must be the reason
for this dehydration.

A gallon of Clear-Eyes
ain't solving a thing
If my eyes were more slanted,
I'd be from Beijing

I probably shouldn't
get up from my desk
perhaps I'll just sit here
and get me some rest

If anything "management"
gets one look at me...
Well shit.....
I'd probably hear "hand me your keys...."

That's right, because usually
I may look hungover....
Today, I don't think I'd convince 'em I'm sober.