“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.”

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Oh my, Spicy Thai!!!

Although I did have a few drinks last night

I woke up this morning and I felt alright,
So remarkably well that I figured that I....
would take the plunge and have some very hot Thai..

I take the first bite and my eyes water quick.
I know if I eat this, I'll probably be sick.

But part of it's pride, and part of it's hunger.
I'll finish this shit until I'm six feet under.

My lips start to burn and my skin turns to red.

I swear that there's smoke coming out of my head.

The people look on, as I sweat and I moan....
I'll surely take three shits before I go home.

(Click picture above)

Now I am sitting back at my desk.
A thousand regrets for eating the rest.
I know it may sound like a whole lot of whining.
But how would you feel without your stomach lining?

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