Oh my, Spicy Thai!!!
Although I did have a few drinks last night
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I woke up this morning and I felt alright,
So remarkably well that I figured that I....
would take the plunge and have some very hot Thai..
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I take the first bite and my eyes water quick.
I know if I eat this, I'll probably be sick.
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But part of it's pride, and part of it's hunger.
I'll finish this shit until I'm six feet under.
My lips start to burn and my skin turns to red.
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I swear that there's smoke coming out of my head.
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The people look on, as I sweat and I moan....
I'll surely take three shits before I go home.
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Now I am sitting back at my desk.
A thousand regrets for eating the rest.
I know it may sound like a whole lot of whining.
But how would you feel without your stomach lining?
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